Mark and Grace Driscoll Sitting in a Tree...

Prepare to develop Diabetes 

because this is the sweetest still you will ever see. 

AMIRITE?!

Yes, they have double-deuced us by fist bumping while holding hands! 

(Squeee!)

These two have such an amazing witness, not only in their individual relationships with Christ, 

but also in their marriage.

This still is taken during a super cute giggle-fest from the Selfish Lovers and Servant Lovers sermon.

Don't let my use of the words 'cute' and 'giggle' fool you. 

The message is vital for a healthy marriage. 

A fist-bumping kind of marriage.  

What can say about this picture that isn't self-explanatory? 

My paint shop skills are at an all time low, 

but yet the pose is pretty wicked and makes up for my lack of creative skill.

Thanks Mark for being you and making some hilarious facial expressions when you preach.
(DISCLAIMER: I am a huge Driscoll supporter and this image is not a slight against him).
(Also, no animals were harmed in the making of that outfit).

I can't tell you what sermon this is from as I found the still in a google search. 

But I can bet that it wasn't from this one. 

I know this because cavemen didn't celebrate children- unless they were gagged and turning over a fire. 

A Message to the Seven Churches: Part Deux

I am hoping only two things will bring a smile to your face on this post.

Exhibit A:

I think it is safe to say that is the closest you will ever see Mark Driscoll to having jazz hands.

(I can't stress enough how much you need to click that hyperlink.)

Exhibit B:

Cute little piggy wiggy, who will one day make yummy little bacon wacon. 

So this little series is a pretty H-core (or 'haych'- core if you are British or a B-hole). Mark delves into the Book-o-Revelation

 and hits us all where it matters: 

The heart (or haych-eart if you are British- just kidding). 

Ch-ch-'Chan's!

I promise to leave Bowie out of the rest of this post. 

Okay, so because I am about  as consistent with this blog as airline mash potatoes. 

So why not mix it up for my first post in nearly two months?! (Family first, my sparsely populated readers!) 

I give you the Chan! 

The Fran Chan to be sure! 

I thought this still from his sermon was particularly effective as it appears he is using Jedi powers to choke out his congregation. ('The wages of sin is death!')

But for serial. 

I was majorly convicted by this sermon, and I think it is an important message for all 'who have ears'. 

Hello Kitties

The following still may offend young girls under 10, PETA, the entire country of Japan 

and Mariah Carey.

We (a quantifying term I use rather generously) have nothing against cats, so don't start reinforcing oppressive stereotypes like: all niche bloggers are ailurophobics.

We would have stuck a bunch of tiny popes in Pastor Mark's hands and googled
 'irrational fear of the pope',
but the Pope is just too darn cute.

Besides I wouldn't have found this freaky little youtube video if I had.

Show of hands for who thinks the creator of that video has a mustache and a uterus?  

2 Corinthians 11:1

I hope you will put up with a little of my foolishness; but you are already doing that.

Hang Glide Still Encore Performance:

Finishing his tour of 'Nam.



Marriage and Men: Hang Tight w/ Marky D.

Check out this sweet still. I was listening to this sermon with the the hubs when this gem fell into my line-o-vision. Pastor Mark is acting out hang gliding, but it really is a versatile pose.

Here it is 'au naturel'

Here he is sans Davy Crocket hat photobombing (again) a bluegrass band with his banjo.

To offset the previous image. I give you:

I'm funny.

Ephesians 5:25

Husbands,

love your wives,

just as Christ loved the church

and gave himself up

for her...