Prayer

Many books have been written on the subject of prayer. There are many quotes which I could draw on which would sum up the need for prayer in our daily lives, but who better than that oft quoted musician/entrepreneur/minister (all terms which I use loosely) MC Hammer?
We got to pray just to make it today.
I guess it's true what they say: never doubt a man in hammer pants.
(I need an emoticon which conveys awkward confusion).

In the sermon 'Pray like Jesus' Mark not only highlights scripture and ways we can pray like Jesus, but he also demonstrates some sweet prayer poses.

 

Observe the Driscoll in his natural habitat.

With so many prayer poses to try out, it's a relief to know we are to prayer with out ceasing.

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18

Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.

Titanic 3D's Company

A little over a week ago, the world found that James Cameron once more opened a door, a door which unleashed that cash grabbing epic film of yester-far Titanic. But this time it's bigger, it's weepier, it's 3Dier. In dishonour of the rerelease of Titanic, we thought we'd cash in on some google search results and risk Mark's street cred by superimposing him crashing Jack and Rose's creepy date at the bow of the ship. 

Cue the music.

Jesus Is Alive!

I know it's been on no one's everyone's mind what Marky D would look like if he found the Easter bunny.

Wonder.
No.
More.

Clearly it was in Chernobyl.

Fer Obvs reasons.

So while today in my imagination Mr Driscoll has found the Easter bunny, I am actually praying that many are being 'found' by Jesus in the Easter services preached at Mars Hill.

1 Peter 1:8-9 Though you have not seen him, you love him. Though you do not now see him, you believe in him and rejoice with joy that is inexpressible and filled with glory, obtaining the outcome of your faith, the salvation of your souls.

Good Friday

2 Corinthians 5:21

 God made him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.

Easter

Romans 6:8-11 Now if we died with Christ, we believe that we will also live with him. For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, he cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over him. The death he died, he died to sin once for all; but the life he lives, he lives to God. In the same way, count yourselves dead to sin but alive to God in Christ Jesus.

What's the big Driscoll about Christ's resurrection?! It makes all the difference. 

Baby Mark?!

I know everyone is supposed to be a unique little snowflake, but my nephew looks like Mark Driscoll was either cloned or had a brief stint in asexuality, AMIRITE?!?!

Maybe you don't see the connection. Give me a minute...

So I guess I should somehow bring it back to a sermon or something....hmmm. Babies....Mark Driscoll...controversy...??? BIRTH CONTROL!

Imma Tell One Time (Nananananananananana)

Some things bear repeating and other things don't. Justin Bieber vowed to tell us One Time or 287,436,177 times. Sigh. (I will leave it to your imagination to decide if that was a sigh or resignation or fascination). >:]  But in the Bible it talks about the one unforgiveable sin. Heavy stuff. Not something you wanna repeat...which theologically cannot happen anyways, me thinks.

Here Marky D lays it out in a trendy lumberjack top.

And yes, that is a freakishly realistic booger paint shop pro'd onto The Biebs.